Aug 7, 2009
15 – Chocolate Covered Scorpion
If you’re looking for chocolate with a sting then try these scorpions coated in dark chocolate. Farm raised scorpions bred especially. You only get one per pack but you probably don’t want to eat that many anyway
14 – T-Groove
Christmas is coming all too soon and the pubs and streets will soon be filled with hideously drunk people from office parties pulling hideously bad dance moves. Probably you and I included. Add that to some Christmas dancing with your pickled Gran around the living room and you realise that some help may be needed. What you need is a distraction. The T-Groove t-shirt is just that, featuring an animated dancing pink girl that moves in time to the music. Itâ€™s sound sensitive so she’ll start throwing shapes as soon as the songs kick in. With the lights down, no one will ever know that you dance like a hippo in a straitjacket. Hell, hang it on the door and theyâ€™ll never notice that youâ€™ve left the room.
13 – Leather hymn book cover for ipod
Everyone listens to their iPod religiously whether itâ€™s on the train, the bus, walking to the office, out and about lunch time even under the desk at school. Thereâ€™s no denying they are everywhere and are cherished by millions all over the world This gadgets called the Hymn Book has been brought to us by the marvellous Suck UK. It allows you to demonstrate just how devoted you are to your iPod and your music by providing it with this ultra cool leather case thatâ€™s printed with gold lettering and rather nice oldie worldy patterns. Inside is lined with a soft velvety material that will also shield your little iPod from any scratches or grubby finger prints. Leather book cover has been designed for 30GB and 80GB iPod with video, but is equally as excellent on older models and other MP3 players that are of a similar size. It also has full cable access so that you can sync and charge your MP3 player directly in the case!â€¦Amen
12 – Finger Hair Trimmer
The Finger Nose Hair Trimmer is the â€œpickâ€ of nasal hair removers! Looks just like you have a giant finger up your nose. Not only a silly gag, it actually trims unwanted hair from inside your nostrils.
11 – Mix Tape USB
Remember in the days before digital music and MP3 players? If you do, then you probably made compilations of all your favourite music, to share with your friends and loved ones, on good old fashioned blank cassette tapes. If you miss making mix tapes this product will inspire you again!
10 – Boob Stress Relievers
Letâ€™s think about this logically. Would you rather stroke a soft rubber leg as a Stress Reliever (sounds a bit gruesome to us) or get your hands around a pair of delightfully smooth, delightfully perky, sensuous juggling boobs! We kid you not â€“ these are no chicken fillets! Rounded and remarkably raunchy, this really is a Stress Reliever with a seductive difference!
9 – Emergency Money Box
Add coins at your own risk: only by smashing the glass can they be retrieved. As you watch your money literally build up, you will be torn between the desire to save more or cash in. With money rapidly disappearing into plastic cards and online transactions, the physical presence of ‘In Case of Emergency’ money box will make you think more carefully before you decide to splash out. What will be your moment of need?
8 – Dead Fred Pen Holder
This is the most bizarre…well it’s hardly PC, but it’s different…This pen holder is ‘dead’ good! Stab Fred through the heart!
7 – Jobsworth Cards
Have you ever had trouble buying cards for those friends or colleagues who aren’t into golf, fishing or football and those well-known cartoons that everybody has already seen. If your friend works in an office and has a good sense of humour then we have the cards for you, and them!
6 – Drivemocion
When you’re driving your car there are times when a single finger gesture can perfectly express your sentiments to a fellow vehicle operator. Although this is a relatively efficient form of non-verbal communication, we would like to present a device that brings some technology to the table. The Driving LED Emoticon is a battery powered, wirelessly controlled message sign that can be attached to the rear window of your car via the included suction cup. A remote control unit is kept in the front of the car (fixed to front window, dash, or laid in a storage compartment) to activate the messages by pressing one of its buttons. It can display any one of five different messages – “smiling face”, “sad face”, “Thanks”, “Back Off” and “Idiot”. We will, of course, leave it up to you to decide which of these messages suits your particular situation – but we do think it’s nice to have a device that allows you to more clearly express yourself to other drivers.
5 – USB Humping Dog
USB gadgets aren’t always useful. Sometimes they’re just beyond belief. Product developers could just spend their time inventing the next best thing since sliced bread, but no, bless them. The world would be a very dull place if it wasn’t for there being inventors out there with enough time on their hands to come up with something so stratospherically stupid as this, the USB Humping Dog. Well you’ve got to do something with your USB ports, so you might as well have a laugh with them. Pop this excitable pup into your PC’s USB port and watch as he starts high-speed-humping your machine, yes really. This pint size version or our worryingly popular Humping Dog may not be the next best thing since sliced bread, but it’s a lot funnier.
4 – Battery Lamp
The no-frills Little Lamp isn’t just battery-operated, it’s battery-based. Literally. A classic lamp shade complete with an LED bulb and handy on/off pull-chain, clips on to a D-Cell battery, which doubles up as a base. Clever, eh?
3 – Shot in the Dark Glasses
Sold in the coolest pack you will ever see, the glasses have a tough rubber base that glows when the lights go out. Perfect for finding your lost drink in the dark! Or pour 4 different drinks, move them around, turn out the lights… and take a shot in the dark.
2 – La La La Headband
Will you do anything for the quiet life? Try this hilarious new novelty headband, guarenteed to give everyone the hint that you want a bit of piece and quiet.
1 – Mind Trainer toilet roll
This is really interesting. Mind Trainer Toilet Roll encourages you to train your brain as your drain. The roll is printed with different mind bending puzzles games in full colour like sudoku,mental arithmetic,count the colours, and more.. It is sure to keep you occupied while you are otherwise occupied.