Aug 7, 2009
Cool Inventions: Crazy Gadgets for Normal People
We have seen the future of high tech, and the future looks… stupid
The Hardyson
The vacuum cleaner for real men.
The Smart Hummer
Digital precision. Thanks to Japan, new unbreakable lenses and gigafast opto-digital recognition technologies are now a part of every US household. How we could live without it before – unthinkable (view full to read text)
Auto-Eraser
“Introducing the Auto-Eraser, complete with RPM Speed control, convenient on/off power switch and a projected LCD display telling you when your erasing job is complete. Will remove even the darkest and thickest of lines! Compatible with all standard sized pencils. Now only $59.99!” (view full to read text)
Ferrari Crutch
In the future, ferrari will dominate all modes of transport….if thats not a stupid future, i dont know what is
A Better Mouse Trap?
Stupid because a regular mouse trap would probably work alot better then a holographic one, with no smell.
Multi-function Mouse
Microsoft Mouse Home Version 3.0
iChair
Strap your derrier into this blazing fast computer char. (view full to read text)
Intelligent Glass
Tells you whether it is empty or full, so you know when you need to refill.
Mouseboard
The ultimate peripheral that makes it possible to type and move the pointer at the same time. With MOUSEBOARD you won’t need any other devices… I guess…
PocketPC
Noodle Twirler
Maybe not so stupid? (view full to read text)
Candle Light
For those who prefer the intimate, romantic warmth of candlelight over modern incandescent or flourescent lights. They’re very energy efficient, too — after the initial spark ignites the wick, the light will glow for up to 2 hours with no further electricity. And yes, those are ventilation holes along the bottom, thank you so much for noticing
Microsoft Car XP v5.0
Fatal error, press ctrl+alt+del to restart the car (view full pic)
CD Rewinder
I want one for Christmas!
Noso Rooter
For the millions of you out there who, right now, at this very moment, have a bothersome boogie you just can’t reach… You wish you had one of these! That’s right… just tighten the 3/16″ chuck down on a standard q-tip ™, and that pesky boogie is history!
Patent pending!
Surf n
Now you can change the channel while drying your hair.
Soap Solutions
The all new Soapatronic 2000… Lets you know exactly how far that bar will go. Unit flashes red when you’re down to 5 uses left. Don’t get caught having to drip your way to the closet ever again! (view full to read text)
LED Book
The LED book never caught on…
PDA Trap
Microlock XP
I wouldn’t trust it.
Forehead Keyboard
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Mirror of the future
The mirror of the future.. Looks like Spy kid movie mirror. (view full to read text)
Wind-powered fan
Never worry about the high costs of fans anymore with this new wind-turbine fan.
Video Game Coffee Cup
Can i play Doom?
The count it yourself measure
The count it yourself tape measure for those that refuse to go hi-tec
Mix and Brush
Cellphone Trap
Finally, your cellphone will be usefull when you’re not taking calls, or even while its charging! Just be careful about putting it in your pocket….
Digital Soap
Automatic and heated soap dispenser (view full to read text)
Guitar
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Toilet Palm
I’ve always wondered how much is left (view full to read text)
FanPhoneâ„¢
We are proud to introduce the brand new cell phone series for the extravagant user: The FanPhone™ – For those HOT calls!
Football pen
I want one for Christmas! (view full to read text)
Park XP
Conceding to their corporate lawyers, Microsoft executives decide to “improve” a playgroud (much in the way they’ve “improved” computing) to make kids play by the rules. (view full to read text)
The “Micro” phone
Don’t settle for someone else’s definition of a “compact” cell phone. Get your fingers on one of these baby’s today…. (view full to read text)
Which one?
uhh……nevermind
Toaster Console
I know everyone wants to play mario while making toast..
Carbon Detector
Take a snooze button from an alarm clock plus a carbon monoxide detector and bam, a new invention guaranteed to bring in the big bucks.
Satellite phone
Never miss another episode of your favorite show again!
Wicked Boards
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Micro-Refri-Wave
Refrigerator with microwave oven incorporated (view full to read text)
Self-repair
The next generation of notebooks: The hardware is created for the special needs of the operating system and it has it’s own AI to fix problems.
(Also possible to buy it with Linux, but then the robo-arm-self-repair-system is kind of useless – if you want use it for holding your coffee ^^) (view full to read text)
Anwser Mate
Heh, who needs pencil and paper anymore.
Paperclip prototype
Already named it “paperclip” -just got to figure how to make it hold paper
Disposable CD Player
Power Grinder
I like my coffee fresh and extra-super-extra-extra-extra fine
Mechanical diaper
The Smart Diaper- made of sturdy industrial steel with easy to read “Very Dry” to “Change” moisture read out. The new Poo200 also comes with Poop Meter, which monitors the aroma, moisture and corn content of your little ones BM.
Ever pee on an electric fence?
DVDrim
Fish Seal
Now you get the BIG Fish
Pop rocks inhibitor
Cause you know, if you eat pop rocks and drink soda, you’ll explode!
Crash Counter
This was the most useless piece of technology I could think of. (view full to read text)
Digital Sharpener
Aren’t you tired of pulling that pecil out and seeing if it’s sharp yet? (view full to read text)
Idiot zapper
This is a gene pool thinner shown with the optional kid saver feature.
Robby the Robot
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Cool watch
What if this could possibel
“Mood Lock”
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Wish everyone had one of these!
Screwdriver-flashlight
It is a flat-head screwdriver/flashlight.
Hairfork
What if this could possibel (view full to read text)
wireless mouse
Some genius build a wireless mouse that will move by itself, no need to move the mouse by yourself, will prevent RSI!
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Most of this stuff is really stupid
awesome picts dudue