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IFC’s “Dress Your Kid (and/ or PET!) like a ROCK STAR” contest is genius. Take peoples’ insatiable urge to dress their kids and/ or pets up in ridiculous and/ or cute costumes plus my insatiable urge to see your kids and pets as death metal rock gods and we’ve got a winner. Speaking of winners, the contest is currently in full effect. So as yet, no child or pug has been decreed the rock godliest. But there are some clear favorites in the gallery. If you want to enter your tiny loved one for the $5,000 cash prize (you stage mom!), here’s the competition you have to watch out for:

Brother and sis power rock duo, Cyrus and Grady want a kiss, but they’re more like KISS meets the ewoks. KISS meets the ewoks? SWEET.

Brie is a deaf french bulldog and, according to her 8/ 10 rock goddess score, the spitting image of Britney Spears. Nothing could make a person wanna fall off the wagon again more.

Is Chiquita scowling? I think she’s scowling.

Seth is rumored to play a monster riff.

Jared Layne’s first word was guitar.

This little punk rocker is only 16 months old.

But my vote goes to these kids. We’ve got the face paint, we’ve got the front man/ raging exhibitionist at the left (obviously a dark genius) and the little Meg White figure at the right whose somber demeanor hides a powerful rock goddess thrash-sulking within. If these kids are in fact a band from Scandinavia I would not be surprised. If they aren’t they should go there and become one.

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