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German men have been voted the world’s worst lovers

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German men have been voted the world’s worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.

German football player Michael Ballack

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too dominating)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.

Other countries who didn’t fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: "These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results."

WORLD’S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

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3 Responses

  1. Betterer says:

    What about the various races within America or South Africa? Surely the Whites are not the same as Blacks nor Browns. This is a bogus list.

  2. 420 says:

    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!

  3. Anonymous says:

    ofc it’s a bogus list, Portuguese people (Brazil different from Portugal – As if Portuguese is the language Braziliens speak) fucking rock

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